Razzle 1:02 Fri Mar 13
Where has all the bog roll gone?
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flyingV
9:16 Mon Mar 23
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Eggs are still about but scarce, so you might have to shell out for them.
Bog roll will cost you a few sheets an’ all.
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On The Ball
8:52 Mon Mar 23
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Having not long driven past McDonald's in Dagenham, I'd actually say it's NHS workers going for their freebie.
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mashed in maryland
8:49 Mon Mar 23
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Absolutely fucking astonished that the McDonald's panic buying is actually happening.
Seriously you can kind of get your head round bogroll and dried pasta but MCDONALD'S?!
We need Islam. Now.
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Thames Ironworks
7:19 Mon Mar 23
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A friend sent me this site.
https://www.cheekywipes.com/toilet-paper-alternative-family-cloth/family-cloth-toilet-roll-alternative-wipes.html
What's that all about? A bunch of cloths in a tub!!
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arsene york-hunt
7:14 Mon Mar 23
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Go to your shed and get a large nail and a hammer. Hammer nail into bathroom wall.
Get a newspaper and tear neatly into rectangle of about 9" X 6"
Force about 30 of them over nail head.
You can read these whilst defaecating.
Problem sorted
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Vexed
2:59 Mon Mar 23
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yogib 12:48 Mon Mar 23
Sounds messy
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Far Cough
2:38 Mon Mar 23
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I used to spin that bog roll like I was on Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe*
Nicked* :-)
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COOL HAND LUKE
1:31 Mon Mar 23
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gph 12:56 Mon Mar 23
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Can't get free range bog roll anywhere...
Pop down the newsagent mate... loads of it...
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COOL HAND LUKE
1:29 Mon Mar 23
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Where have all the bog rolls gone, long time passing? (wind)
Where have all the bog rolls gone, last month or so?
Where have all those boggies gone?
Hoarders nicked them, every one (cunts)
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Sorry, Pete, it had to be done...
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yogib
12:48 Mon Mar 23
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I've got a bum gun in one of my toilets so just need a couple of sheets to dry, bottle of evian with a squirty cap in the other one so minimal bog roll required hth.
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Northern Sold
11:24 Mon Mar 23
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I'm down to two bottles of Branston Fruity.... lucky enough my old man has SEVEN... the branston fruity sauce hording old wanker....
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gph
12:56 Mon Mar 23
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Can't get free range bog roll anywhere...
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13 Brentford Rd
5:47 Sun Mar 22
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Loo roll is back & I just scored a dozen free range eggs.
Happy days...
Tesco 2 v 0 Sainsburys
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mashed in maryland
5:10 Sun Mar 22
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Northern Sold 9:02 Thu Mar 19
I tried doing keto for a bit last year.
Was shitting like 2 or 3 times a week tops. And little to no wiping required.
Best side effect of a diet EVER.
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ChillTheKeel
4:12 Sun Mar 22
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What's wrong with free enterprise?
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Golden Oldie
4:07 Sun Mar 22
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Hard to decide who needs shooting more the selfish cunt capitalising on the current shit rag shortage or the nasally sneering fuck doing the commentary
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ironsofcanada
4:06 Sun Mar 22
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Had a homeless guy try to give me some from a stack in his regular tent shelter, last night during my wanderings.
Intriguing as to how he got them and what was his plan.
Slightly cynical but there you go.
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Far Cough
4:02 Sun Mar 22
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If you think stockpiling khazi wipe was bad over here, look at these pair of cunts:
https://www.facebook.com/doreen.b.levin/videos/10219834322667628/
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Eerie Descent
10:30 Thu Mar 19
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Northern PIKEY
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Lertie Button
10:14 Thu Mar 19
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There is no society, it's all about the individual.
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easthammer
9:21 Thu Mar 19
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Not an answer to the question where has all the bog roll gone
But shows it is mystery throughout the land
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158349500882577&set=a.126920712576&type=3&theater
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